SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT
Ahahaha why a rock!?
They use the rock as a tool to crack open clams and sometimes they play with it for fun. P.S: Not just sea otters, but ALL otters do this :)
this is adorable
I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago
Same.
this is the cutest vine under the sun because my god
look at that SMILE
Average Life Goals
Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.
I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial
*gives myself 30 min to get ready* *spends 20 min sitting in bathroom groggily scrolling thru tumblr*
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
- me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
- me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin
Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au.
Be the best supporting character you can
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
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